Cat Life
Here a cat, there a cat, everywhere a cat!
if you look at my life, it’s very simple:
I have cats on top of my car with the black canvas top that doesn’t go down. it’s hairy now, ok?
I have cats in the engine compartment which keeps me alert and cautious
I have cats inside the car if they get the chance
I have cats flying out my window because they can chew right through a canvas carrier and destroy the zipper
I have cats in my heart and in my mind
I have cats in the trees looking mischievous
I have cats in line waiting to be fixed
I have cats up the yin yang and I love it
I have cats that trust me
I have cats that don’t trust me
I have hungry cats to feed
I have cats that eat my leftovers
I have cats that will wait until I come up with actual cat food
I have cats that miss the litter box by 6”
I have cats that can chew through a door
I have cats that sit on the porch and peer through the glass with big eyes
I have cats that sit in the field next door and gaze at the neighbors
I have cats that chase other cats away
I have cats under my home, their refuge from the storm
I have cats that let me pick them up and cuddle them
I have cats I have to chase around until they finally give it up and let me pick them up
with a plaintive meow of protest as if to say, aw gee, you got me again.
I have cats that become more friendly after being fixed
I have cats that still think they can make babies after being fixed
I have cats that listen to my lectures on proper etiquette around the grounds
and then do exactly as they please.
I have cats with more toes than their supposed to have
I have grouchy cats
I have pleasant natured cats
This is my life. Change the word cats to LIFE happening in my backyard and you get the picture!